Stories That Tickle Your Funny Bone

A Youngstown, Ohio-based news station reported on a humorous incident not too long ago involving a Western Reserve School District bus, also in Youngstown.

 

According to WFMJ, “Nanny,” third-grader Jordan Lamp’s pet goat, follows the boy onto his school bus in the morning.

 

"It always follows me on the bus and hops on. I guess it wants to go to school with us," Lamp told WFMJ.  

 

District officials reportedly took the situation in stride, but ultimately asked that the goat be restrained to make things easier for the bus driver.

 

This story initially caught my attention because I experienced a similar situation while I was in school. When I was in fifth grade, I attended an elementary school that is located across the street from my parents’ house and on several occasions, our cat and one of our dogs walked out the front door as I left in the morning and proceeded to follow me to school.  

 

They, too, had to be restrained so that I could walk to my teacher’s classroom alone. (Much to my chagrin, by the way — I would have enjoyed bringing them to class with me!) 

 

I don’t come across news stories that describe incidents like the one mentioned above very often, but I would imagine that even though they may not make it into a newspaper, onto the Internet or be reported on television, school bus drivers are involved in a variety of interesting and chuckle-worthy situations fairly regularly.

 

If your drivers have had experiences like these on the job, I’d like to read about them. Post a comment below or send an e-mail to info@schoolbusfleet.com.   

 

Until next time,

 

Kelly Roher

Associate Editor

Print | posted on Monday, April 20, 2009 8:21 AM

Comments

 re: Stories That Tickle Your Funny Bone

left by Amy Rosa at 4/20/2009 2:25 PM
My sister has a pet chicken. One afternoon as I was monitoring the bus radio, I'm a director of transportaion, talk of her chicken came across the waves. A driver had spotted the chicken and inquired if my sister knew it was loose. Bus drivers are often looking out for more than just children, you know. However, after noticing that he chicken was playing with her daughter and the dogs she realized that this was no ordinary chicken. Actually it reportedly hid in the corn field during butchering, servived an attack from a dog and recovered from being hit by my sister's car. Oh yes, and it is happy to have come through a very "fowl" northern Indiana winter.... :) That is our chicken with nine lives, five to go.

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left by Frank, Bus #150 at 4/20/2009 6:49 PM
Several years ago, on the last day of the school year, everyone was taking their school projects home. Two kindergarteners boarded, very carefully carrying something wrapped in cotton.
After we left the school they both asked me to "hurry because it is comming out". "It" turned out to be a chick, about to hatch. They practically begged me to hurry so I made some extra noise with the bus engine to satisfy them.
The chick managed to peck its way out of the shell accompanied by lots of squealing from the kindergarteners.
As they were leaving the bus they informed me that because the chick didn't have any parents I had been appointed to be its grandfather.
One of the highlights of my bus driving career.

# re: Stories That Tickle Your Funny Bone

left by Frank, Bus #150 at 4/20/2009 6:49 PM
Several years ago, on the last day of the school year, everyone was taking their school projects home. Two kindergarteners boarded, very carefully carrying something wrapped in cotton.
After we left the school they both asked me to "hurry because it is comming out". "It" turned out to be a chick, about to hatch. They practically begged me to hurry so I made some extra noise with the bus engine to satisfy them.
The chick managed to peck its way out of the shell accompanied by lots of squealing from the kindergarteners.
As they were leaving the bus they informed me that because the chick didn't have any parents I had been appointed to be its grandfather.
One of the highlights of my bus driving career.

 re: Stories That Tickle Your Funny Bone

left by Tyler R at 4/20/2009 7:35 PM
As a fellow driver, yes, we sometimes have "funny bone" things happen. I'm sure many a driver have had to to call in animal control for the stray dog or two... Mine came in 2004, when I had to have our dispatcher call animal control for a cow. Yes, I said cow. Apparently, it had gotten out and wandered into the new subdivision built next to the farm. Needless to say I did here a few jokes for awhile from coworkers, but hey, these are the bright spots of the job......

 re: Stories That Tickle Your Funny Bone

left by JoAnn at 4/21/2009 7:45 AM
In our district we had a driver that carried a sack of dog bones. At every stop she would throw a bone out the drivers window for the dog to find. The students could board the bus without the dog trying to get on the bus.

 re: Stories That Tickle Your Funny Bone

left by Jim T at 4/22/2009 10:52 AM
Several years ago. a driver (Carol) and I were returning from delivering a special needs student to his home when we came upon an unsual site. In the middle of the road was a groundhog wandering around with his head stuck inside of a paint can. We stopped the vehicle and went to his rescue. While Carol held him down with a long handled ice scraper,I proceeded to remove the can. After several attempts the can finally came off and the grounghog went on his way.

 re: Stories That Tickle Your Funny Bone

left by Tony Taormino at 4/26/2009 11:50 AM
In California, pets are not allowed on the bus, at all. One afternoon when I was Director of Transportation for Gilroy Unified School District, I was dispatching, since everyone else was driving. I received a call from Barbara, one of my drivers. She said she had picked up her kids and was on her way to dilevering them, and after a disturbance in the back, discovered a puppy had been smugled onto the bus. I told her she had to get the dog off immediately, that she could not proceed with it on. She stuttered and stammered, and after about five minutes of "back and forth", she said "it's Tony and Mora's (my wife) daugher. Needless to say, I was a little embarassed, and I dealt with my kid when we got home.

 re: Stories That Tickle Your Funny Bone

left by Cyndi Rockwall ISD at 4/27/2009 10:52 AM
A couple of years ago, one of our drivers radioed dispatch to let them know that some horses were loose and on the road. Dispatch called animal control to take care of it. At first Animal control wanted to know how many horses, so the dispatcher radioed to ask the driver. Then they wanted to know what color, again the dispatcher radioed to ask the driver. By this time all drivers were listening to the conversation and wondering what does it matter, just get them off the road. After a long silence, an anonimous driver said "What are their names." To this day every time a driver reports any kind of animal I have to wonder, "What's its name?"

 re: Stories That Tickle Your Funny Bone

left by Pam Miles at 11/23/2009 11:57 AM
There was this little black Yorke Terrier who absolutely hated the bus...of course, it took away his favorite people...one day it had been raining very hard and there were many puddles and the ditches were quite full. On this afternoon it just so happened that the Yorke's children didn't ride the bus home. The dog was back far enough in the drive and I was able to proceed on. He immediately began to follow the bus barking and running after me. I could see him in the rear view mirror and slowed down to be sure not to injure him and he ran into the ditch of water and disappeared for an instant and then came out the other side soaked but still chasing and barking.

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