Out of the mouths of babes

I have a 2-year-old and a 3-year-old, so I'm well aware of how entertaining kids can be.

Recently, when a duck relieved himself on our back porch, our older boy was ready to dole out discipline. "That duck pooped on the floor," he said. "He's going to get a time-out."

Indeed, no adult could write the kind of pure comedy that these two little guys come up with. And it never gets old.

Accordingly, I always look forward to serving as a judge for the Children's Choice School Bus Driver of the Year essay contest, which Thomas Built Buses puts on annually.

As I recently pored over the stack of this year's entries, I was constantly amused by the kids' unexpected observations and quirky insights. But what struck me even more was how these heartfelt essays show what a significant impact school bus drivers have on their passengers.

For millions of children across the country, the bus driver is the bridge between home and school — the first staff member they see in the morning and the last in the afternoon.

I'm sure most school bus drivers have noted that important aspect of their job, but perhaps it's easy to forget from time to time just how much these youngsters look up to the person behind the wheel.

As evidence of that impact, here's a sampling of funny and touching comments that I pulled from this year's contest essays. (To read about the winner of the contest, click here.)

• "[My driver] was so kind, it helped me want to go to school and not be so shy."

• "He has the hardest job in the whole world."

• "I hope my sister could meet her to see how nice she is."

• "He makes the boys respect the girls."

• "On April 23, 2010, I was sad and not wanting to talk. She asked me what was wrong like three times. Usually, they only ask you like one time."

• "At Christmas, she gave us a gift, which must be hard on her salary!"

• "He makes sure that there are no bullies on the bus."

• "She was one of my favorite teachers."

• "He also knows how to work things like the engine, the steering, the front wheels and the brakes that are toward the back end and front end."

• "I went home and told my mommy, 'You don't have to worry - [my driver] takes good care of us.'"

• "She was a real comfort for my family when my grandmother died."

• "She doesn't care about the money that they pay her. All that she cares about is getting us to school safe."

If you enjoyed those quotes and are attending the National Association for Pupil Transportation conference in Portland, Ore., be sure to check out Mack Dryden's session "Kids Say the Darndest Things ... About School Transportation."

And I would be remiss if I didn't take a moment to pay tribute to Art Linkletter, who passed away earlier this year. Art was TV's original chronicler of kids saying the darndest things.

May we never forget to cherish children's words.

— Thomas McMahon, Executive Editor

Print | posted on Friday, October 22, 2010 3:35 PM

Comments

 re: Out of the mouths of babes

left by Jayne Campbell at 10/25/2010 10:48 AM
Mine favorite comment from a student was after we were talking about her family and about her mother just getting laid off, while I am driving down the road. The little darling said to me "Do you have a job"...I loved it....

 re: Out of the mouths of babes

left by Robbin Pierce at 10/25/2010 1:25 PM
Having driven a kindergarten route for years, it's difficult to pin down the most outstanding or funny comment made by a child. What stands strong in my memory is the time that one of the kindergarten teachers informed me that she had a large amount of students that, when asked in class one day, stated that they wanted to be school bus drivers when they grew up. The teacher quickly found that these children rode my bus and that they thought that driving a bus was one of the most fun, coolest jobs ever! I wonder how many of them followed through on this!

# re: Out of the mouths of babes

left by James Kraemer at 10/25/2010 6:46 PM
My favorites:

"I wasn't throwing paper, I was rolling it through the air."

"We know what's expected. We just don't want to do it."

My favorite come back:

Rider: Bus driver, are you married?

Bus Driver: Yes, many years.

Rider: Does your wife talk to you?

Driver: No. (some laughter from the students)

Rider: Do you have kids?

Driver: Yes, six kids.

Rider: Do they talk to you?

Driver: No. (more laughter)

Rider: Do you have grandchildren?

Driver: Yes, eighteen Grandchildren

Rider: Wow. Do they talk to you?

Driver: No. (every rider is now listening)

Rider: How come they don't talk to you?

Driver: Because they know better than to talk to me when I'm thinking about driving the bus.

Stop the bullying on the school buses:
http://www.youtube.com/user/2safeschools

 re: Out of the mouths of babes

left by Chris Audi at 10/26/2010 3:38 AM
Years past, I had a group of what was called E.D. (EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED) children. They were kids that were labeled because of various problems --add, ed home dysfunctions etc. Laterally they were known to be rambunctious at the least.
My own philosophy is kids are kids...they are all great...
One day after a highly charged ride of noise a preteen child asked me if I was doing the run for "COMMUNITY SERVICE". LOL!
I responded that no, I loved KIDS. May have been my imagination, but the runs seemed to be a bit smoother after that exchange....

# re: Out of the mouths of babes

left by Ted Finlayson-Schueler at 10/26/2010 5:38 AM
We spend so much time talking about the "bad apples" on our staffs that sometimes we overlook the "shining stars" that these quotes decribe. Thanks for making the point.

 re: Out of the mouths of babes

left by Geoff Bridgman at 10/27/2010 8:09 AM
Every day I try to have some sort of positive impact on my kid's lives with such things as basic good manners and grammar. One of my strictest rules is that "Boys are not to disrespect girls" and I know the messages has gotten through when boys on the bus repeat it. I teach them that life isn't always fair and bad things happen to nice people in a effort to gear them up for the real world that lies ahead. Many students of all ages have told me over the years I'm a "cool bus driver" or "the nicest bus driver they ever had." No student has ever lodged any kind of complaint against me. My methods for running the bus may be a bit unorthodox, but I must be doing something right.

# re: Out of the mouths of babes

left by James Kraemer at 10/30/2010 1:59 PM
Enforcing students mutual respect has a major effect on calming the bus environment. Each day before leaving the school this announcement is made: "Please keep the aisle clear: Soft voices at all time; Respectful toward fellows, the bus driver, and self; Nothing in the mouth." The daily announcement is part of the process leading to safer, calmer school bus environments. A free Fast Track presentation can help calm the school buses. Free to use in self-study, for class training, and for presentation to the school board: http://www.schoolbusfleet.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=20089 (See Post # 14)

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